by Mama Mabel
There are some interesting differences in how my toddler and I see the world. Here are some of her funnier views:
1. Holding your own hand in the store parking lot should count.
2. Everyone should high-five if you say excuse me after burping, tooting, sneezing or coughing. Fake burps count.
3. Mama should bring home a gallon of milk everyday regardless of how much milk is currently in the fridge.
4. If you don't want to do something, make a stuffed dog or baby doll do it for you.
5. If something is hot, you shouldn't risk touching it...unless that something is bacon.
6. You can learn the basics of grooming a horse from a kids' documentary but you won't master the skill unless you practice on the family dog with a toy scrub brush.
7. Mama should not attempt to make biscuits by herself. If there is not a flour covered kid with her fingers in the bowl, the biscuits can't possibly turn out right.
8. Not playing in a mud puddle is not an option.
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